October 12, 2004


This is a true story although all names will be omitted to protect the identity of the sad and pitiful...

So, this weekend, Friday night to be exact, a group of friends decided to go to this haunted hay ride/slaughter house/corn field maze for SHITS and giggles. Two of the girls on this venture found everything to be quite scary. First came the hayride, and then the slaughter house tour. While on the slaughter house tour, the two scaredy cat girls were sort of lagging behind the group, with two guys, whom they didnt know directly behind them.

All of a sudden, out of nowhere, this mentally challenged man (or at least the first girl in the line of four says he was) covered in blood and cross-eyed and freaky, jumps out of nowhere and scares them. The first girl in the line begins to scream perfusely, but that is not all she did, OH NO! While she was screaming a scream that felt as though it lasted an eternity, she was also letting out a fart that seemed so loud that the walls of the slaughter house began to shake. She didn't know what to do, because she was not only embarassed at the turn of events, but she also felt sympathy for her friend (as well as the two strange guys behind her friend) because her friend was literally right up her butt.

After the fart which seemed to span at least 35 seconds, she hysterically laughing tries to approach her friend on the subject. The friend, which at this point is cracking up as well, informs her that through all the screaming she didn't believe anyone else heard her toot.

So, the moral of this oh so true story is, beware when going to these hauted attractions during the halloween season because you just might get the shit scared out of you, cause "she" almost did!

Posted by Angela at October 12, 2004 11:43 PM

I have to stop myself from picturing this story in my head at random times because I burst out into tearful laughter everytime. I'm too easily amused, perhaps. Or maybe it truly is one of those epically hilarious tales that will live on for centuries to come after the stench has cleared...

Posted by: kate at October 14, 2004 01:19 PM

i think it will eventually become one of those urban legend type stories or something, in years to come. i'm glad you enjoyed it, almost as much as i did! wink wink...:)

Posted by: angela at October 14, 2004 02:00 PM

I'm MAD...i just thought of a better title for this entry. you ready for it? Tales from the Backside. oh yeah, you love it don't you?

Posted by: angela at October 14, 2004 02:02 PM

that is a quality title, i must say...

Posted by: katya at October 14, 2004 02:23 PM

Damn. The more I think about it the more "Tales from the Backside" sounds like a porno title. Oy vey. It's still good though. It's all good. ;)

Posted by: kate at October 15, 2004 04:00 PM

How did I miss that? Oh, yeah. Cuz I was in the very front with Choi having to guide him through the maze cuz he couldn't see. I even forgot that we offered for those two guys to go in with us. It really wasn't that scary though. Seriously. Okay, the Slaughterhouse was, but it was way too short for me. Oh well. Maybe next time we'll find a better one...

Posted by: Steph at October 16, 2004 11:02 PM
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