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This accurately portrays me and my sentiments towards wal-mart.

So, I have a class that's composed of grads and undergrads. The undergrads annoy me.

There is one guy: picture the lead guy from Office Space, but hairier. Everytime the professor mentions that "you can make money off of real estate," he looks over at someone else and nods like "yeah, THAT'S what i'm about." I hate him.

Secondish, there is one guy with really wide set eyes. I don't like him either. Everytime there is a break, he turns around and stares at the women sitting behind him.

Thirdly, there are too many people there "too cool (kewl lol omg) for school" and that they need to "leave the drama to their mama" and other catchy jingoistic catch phrases to go with their very contemporary style and manner in which they preen themselves as if a modeling agent was around every corner. (Yes, i'm talking about the men.)

My birthday is coming up. Get me some candy.

Posted by John at September 21, 2004 11:36 PM | TrackBack

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so this is what i'm paying for??? you to go to college and get easily annoyed with your classmates???

honestly though, i try not to judge my classmates because i hate when, after a class, i hear the "too cool for school", overly groomed individuals talk about how they noticed such and such doing this and that and it was so annoying, uncool, stupid, etc. they just sound like they have the attention span of a very young child with a full blown case of ADHD who learned absolutely nothing from the class, except perhaps what they never want to be caught doing/looking like in a class in front of a fellow ADHD student, who will very probably be watching them too closely, or doing anything but paying attention to the teacher.

in your case, and i'm biased because i love you, it seems more like you took notice of people who make a point to stand out significantly. but i'd still try to be open minded if i was you, until the time comes (if it comes) when they do something directly to you to make you hate them. sorry for being so serious, but you said what annoys you, so i have to retort with what annoys me. i love you still. and i do believe this comment is officially longer than your actual post! boo yaaa!!!

Posted by: kate at September 22, 2004 01:10 AM

first off, john wouldnt be being john if he wasnt making fun of or hating someone right? secondly, did i not tell you guys that i could NEVER have found a guy at rutgers because the guys there took longer to get ready then i did. and they all wore silky tight black button up shirts and stuff...eww, gross.

Posted by: angela at September 22, 2004 08:44 AM

Yeah uh John, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and move your desk to the back of the classroom. Yeahhhhhh, uhhh thanks.

Posted by: Charlie at September 22, 2004 10:15 AM

What's wrong with guys wearing silky button up shirts? Isn't that better than a guy wearing the same jeans and t-shirt everyday? I mean, it is a little ridiculous for class, but that doesn't mean the shirts are icky.

Posted by: Steph at October 2, 2004 09:49 PM
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