John's Thoughts

March 15, 2004

I can't use my middle name.

Why are all the evil people the ones with a three word name?

  • John Wilkes Booth
  • Lee Harvey Oswald
  • Mark David Chapman
  • John Allen Mohammed
  • John Lee Malvo

If I go by "John Joseph Reiser," does that mean I have to shoot someone?

Posted by John at March 15, 2004 10:24 AM | TrackBack

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uh, have you ever heard of edger allen poe (i hope i spelled that right, cause if not i will feel stupid...well, not really) or well, to be honest with you, if i sat here for a bit i would be able to think of some others, but i dont really feel like it...i just got done eating and my belly is too full and i just want to sit here for a minute, so im done. oh, by the way, kate tells me something about you needing someone to go somewhere with you, and she asks if i could go, and then you never even asked if i wanted to...which i dont think i could anyway, but still!

Posted by: angela at March 15, 2004 07:43 PM

Jeezoo. Hmmm...

Homer Jay Simpson never killed no one. I think you're just being silly.

Posted by: kate at March 16, 2004 05:48 AM

Edgar Allen just talked about death a lot. Homer Jay caused Frank Grimes' death, and was accused of shooting Mr. C. Mongomery Burns.

Posted by: John at March 16, 2004 06:41 AM
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