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March 09, 2004

Weirdo in the Geography Lab

There's this student - I think he's anthro - he comes in here, uses the computer for about 10 minutes. Before leaving, he curses in frustration a few times, bangs on the keyboard as he's logging out and leaves.

What an ass.

Update...

Just after I posted this, two non-Geography majors (I think education) walked in and were in the middle of conversation. Referring to the construction taking place across from Robinson Circle in the old parking lot:

"What are they doing out there?"

"I think they're making the parking lot bigger."

At this point, I had to intervene. First off, that's where the Education building is going. Secondly, you don't rip up an entire parking lot and dig a big hole in the center to make it larger.

I feel that today is going bring a parade of asses.

Posted by John at March 9, 2004 12:22 PM

Comments

Yay! Ass parades are the best! Will they be bare asses, half covered asses, or completely hidden asses, I wonder...

Posted by: Kate at March 9, 2004 12:40 PM

The bare or thonged parade of asses was back in Vegas. You missed it.

Posted by: John at March 9, 2004 12:46 PM

I DID? Why am I just hearing about this now? When the hell did it happen and where? Where was I, for that matter (even though I can guess that answer already)?

Posted by: Kate at March 9, 2004 01:19 PM

You were drunk and most likely paying homage to the porcelain god with no one there to hold your hair back because he was busy being one of the leading asses in the ass parade.

And thus, Stephanie's blog was taken away in an instant...

Posted by: Steph at March 10, 2004 01:11 AM

I haven't puked from drunkeness but once, and that was a couple years ago now...Even if I was though, I wouldn't need anyone to hold my hair, cause it's nice and short ;).

Posted by: Kate at March 10, 2004 07:22 AM

She's going on vacation with you and you can't even remember what her hair looks like?

What kind of friend are you?

Posted by: John at March 10, 2004 09:50 AM

To me, Kate will always have long hair in my brain. She had long hair for most of her life, at least the life that included me. I don't see her enough anymore to remember what she looks like. Regardless, maybe I'm projecting my disappointment on no one holding my hair back onto Kate. Brett'll usually hold my hair back if he's around, but usually he's not around. Except for the last time when he had to carry me into Stebs' house cuz I kept passing out on my feet. That was when I drank nearly a whole gallon of wine by myself. Sigh. That was really bad. Yeah...

Posted by: Steph at March 11, 2004 01:33 PM