April 13, 2004


So, I found this out a few days ago, but just now had time to spread the word, which at this point im sure everyone already knows. But, Alanis has cut all her hair off...i mean its short!!!

I'm worried, I always thought her hair like gave her her wonderful musical powers, i hope that her stuff doesn't suck now that she cut it off. i can't imagine that it will, but still...im scared.

i did hear one of her new songs, since the new hair, and it wasnt bad, but not one of my favorites, im going to keep the faith though, if i dont have faith in her...what else is there???

so, have you seen the new alanis?? are you as scared/shocked as me?

Posted by Angela at April 13, 2004 10:22 PM

No I haven't seen her new look. Got a link to pictures of her?

Oh, and don't worry about her hair being cut off. She can always grow it right back. She's God, afterall. Remember?

Posted by: kate at April 13, 2004 10:31 PM

i could never forget that she is god, i mean i only worship her every day...but i was thinkin it was going to be like that whole david and goliath thing, where when you cut off his hair he lost his strenght. (that was david and goliath right?) but your right, she's god, so she can do whatever she wants with her hair and she will be fine.

Posted by: angela at April 13, 2004 10:33 PM

I think her hair looks really bad frankly. There are just some women who can't pull off the short hair look, and she's one of them. I wouldn't say its affected her music, so much as she just looks dumb. But then, regardless of what she sounds like, I'll always love her because she had Dave Navarro in her video for "You Oughta Know". And I just love me some Dave Navarro...

Posted by: Steph at April 14, 2004 12:37 AM

A little birdy told me that Alanis is going to be on Howard Stern this morning

Posted by: Alanis Fan at April 15, 2004 08:25 AM

well, i dont know if this is some sort of joke, but im waiting for her to come on and i haven't heard anything yet.

Posted by: angela at April 15, 2004 09:37 AM

You shouldn't have said that you listened. Now the jokester knows the joke worked. You fell for it. Never admit that you fell for anything. It shows you're weak.

Posted by: Steph at April 15, 2004 07:22 PM

My butt hurts.

Posted by: Alanis Fan at April 19, 2004 03:32 PM

That's cause it, like you, is full of CRAP!

Posted by: kat at April 19, 2004 03:40 PM

I agree with you 100%, Alanis Fan most definately is full of crap.

Posted by: Angela at April 19, 2004 09:06 PM

Untrue. The human body is comprised of 90% water. The only way Alanis Fan could be full of crap is if they were one of the crap monsters from Dogma. So, yeah...

Posted by: Steph at April 19, 2004 09:13 PM

Howard Stern Alanis Update - Howard says Alanis is coming soon and won't give out a definite date as to when she will be appearing on his radio show. Keep your ears peeled.

Posted by: Alanis Fan at April 23, 2004 08:49 AM

well, you must be a hard core fan cause i listen to howard stern every morning and i havent heard him mention her name once. you better not be pulling my leg, and if/when you do hear about exactly when she will be on there you better let me know!

Posted by: angela at April 25, 2004 12:26 AM

Hey next time you do a post like this, include a link to a picture! Get INTERACTIVE!

Posted by: Alanis Fan at May 2, 2004 09:23 AM

sounds like a great idea, but who the heck knows if i am smart enough to figure out how the hell to do it...lets try it and see.

Posted by: angela at May 2, 2004 10:51 AM

Alright tell me that Vito giving the security guard a blowjob is predictable.

Posted by: SopranosFan at May 2, 2004 09:58 PM

Whoa whoa whoa, my bad.

Posted by: SopranosFan at May 2, 2004 09:59 PM

What in the hell? is the whoa whoa whoa for the fact that you posted about the sopranos on the sacred alanis section? i mean hello, how could you go and do such a thing?

Posted by: angela at May 3, 2004 11:16 AM

Singer Alanis Morissette came in with her band to sing some songs for Howard and to show her support for him in his battles with the FCC. Howard asked her if that song “You Oughta Know” was really about David Coulier but she neither confirmed nor denied it. She did say that she lost her virginity to him when she was 19 years old. She talked about being a child actress on a Nickelodeon show “You Can’t Do That On Television”. Howard asked her if Madonna (who owns the record label that Alanis is on) ever calls her and she said they hardly ever talk. She’s been promoting her new album “So Called Chaos” and performed “Head Over Feet”, “Ironic” plus a song from the new album “Everything”. When it came time to play the new song, there was a serious and very funny debate on whether she could say “asshole” which was part of the song. Tom Chiusano said no so they were thinking of alternatives like: bunghole, basshole, ass bowl and grassy knoll. “Ass bowl” was chosen and Alanis started cracking up as soon as she sang it and had to start the song over again. Howard heard that the music video for the song was really cool (Music Video).

Posted by: Alanis Fan at May 19, 2004 11:41 PM

Very good alanis fan, i think you hit all the important details of her visit to the show right on the head. i also cracked up laughing when alanis said "ass bow", did you? it was some funny stuff. i enjoyed the show, loved her visit, and actually cant belive she lost her virginity to the freakin full house guy...but hey, it was her virginity, so she is allowed to do whatever she wanted with it.

Posted by: angela at May 27, 2004 09:38 PM
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