Conversation with AOL Users

I had one of my robots instant message some people. Well, next time I was online under the screen name the bot had used, I had some AOL people wanting to know who I am.

Its somewhat sad that people will spend much of their day on the internet and think it's a perfectly anonymous/safe place. Just because a person doesn't actively give out their screenname, it doesn't mean it's not out there. I think the next time I run a bot with a list of screennames, it's just going to say "Oh no! you have a virus! That's how I found your screen name! Quick, unplug your phone cord and hide in a corner!"

anonymousAOL: hey

newrisejohn: hello

anonymousAOL: how are u

newrisejohn: good

newrisejohn: you?

anonymousAOL: pretty goo

newrisejohn: goo? perhaps you should get that checked out.

anonymousAOL: good fagot

newrisejohn: you misspelled that.

anonymousAOL: not uh

newrisejohn: keep digging those holes! :-)

anonymousAOL: u dony know me

anonymousAOL: dont*

newrisejohn: why should i?

anonymousAOL: cause im hott

newrisejohn: is it because you are white suga?

anonymousAOL: yea

newrisejohn: wow. i'm so glad you are hot. and not at all arrogant

newrisejohn: because you aren't arrogant, right?

anonymousAOL: hey

FooSuck: hey

anonymousAOL: who is this?

FooSuck: foo suck, of course :-)

FooSuck: you got a link to a website, si?

anonymousAOL: no

FooSuck: no?

anonymousAOL: nvm

anonymousAOL: so who are you!?

FooSuck: foo suck :-)

anonymousAOL: in what grade!?

FooSuck: what grade?!?

anonymousAOL: what graded are you in foo suck!!!!!!!!!!

FooSuck: grade?

FooSuck: second

FooSuck: i program robots to IM people

anonymousAOL: um..... ok

anonymousAOL: aLLy!?!

FooSuck: the IM you got the other night was a robot

FooSuck: my robots are down, right now, but i will have them up soon

FooSuck: www.newrisedesigns.com

anonymousAOL: matthew!?

anonymousAOL: LolZ

anonymousAOL: jason!?!

FooSuck: no

anonymousAOL: who is this!?

anonymousAOL: jake!?

FooSuck: NO

FooSuck: no one you know

anonymousAOL: ok

FooSuck: seriously

FooSuck: i'm not trying to freak you or anything

anonymousAOL: ok

anonymousAOL: so who is this exactly!?

FooSuck: the proud owner of newrisedesigns.com

anonymousAOL: um... sure

anonymousAOL: elliot!?

FooSuck: no

anonymousAOL: man!

FooSuck: man!

anonymousAOL: stop!

FooSuck: stop? you im'ed me

anonymousAOL: but who is htis

anonymousAOL: this*

FooSuck: not anyone you know

FooSuck: honest

anonymousAOL: ok

anonymousAOL: do u kno me!?

FooSuck: nope

FooSuck: i got your screenname from subprofile.com

anonymousAOL: oh

FooSuck: :-D

FooSuck: i didn't mean to freak ya

FooSuck: i just use it to advertise my website

anonymousAOL: ok

anonymousAOL: who are you

FooSuck: i am foo suck

FooSuck: i am actually miss cleo

FooSuck: can i have your first name, and birthdate please?

anonymousAOL: yea right

anonymousAOL: asl

FooSuck: 47/f/on

anonymousAOL: yea 47 my butt

FooSuck: wtf?

anonymousAOL: don't cuss jesus hates it when pple cuss but he still loves you

FooSuck: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrright

anonymousAOL: Are ytou christian

FooSuck: Catholic

anonymousAOL: do you belive is Jesus

anonymousAOL: oic

anonymousAOL: and why are you not honest with me

anonymousAOL: i know ur not 47

anonymousAOL: i think ur 17 or 18

FooSuck: nah

anonymousAOL: what age are yoy

FooSuck: i'm not honest because i am evil

anonymousAOL: then why are you chatolic if you are evil

anonymousAOL: you are not evil you only think that

FooSuck: all Catholics are evil

anonymousAOL: no there not

FooSuck: i am

anonymousAOL: soo i am i and i am not evil

anonymousAOL: you cannot have my first name

anonymousAOL: you wont give me urs

FooSuck: i'm miss cleo

FooSuck: you're a libra, aren'tcha?

anonymousAOL: no

anonymousAOL: not even close

FooSuck: is there a man in your life?

anonymousAOL: no why

FooSuck: did he play football in high school?

anonymousAOL: no

FooSuck: was he incarcerated?

anonymousAOL: i ahven't had a boy friend and ifor ur info a guy has never liked me

FooSuck: yap, that's the daddy.

FooSuck: you have a good life now.

anonymousAOL: *-haven't

anonymousAOL: i am not pregant

FooSuck: excuse me?

anonymousAOL: ur exused

FooSuck: what does is man represent by the moon card?

anonymousAOL: what are you saying exuse me for

anonymousAOL: u are not miss cleo

anonymousAOL: there is no such thing as predicting the future only jeus can predict the future

FooSuck: jews?

FooSuck: JEWS CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE?

anonymousAOL: no they can't only Jesu can

FooSuck: i thought jews could

FooSuck: you gave me some hope

anonymousAOL: no THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE IS JESUS

FooSuck: isn't he dead?

FooSuck: we're talking about Jesus of Nazareth, right?

anonymousAOL: HE IS HEAVEN

FooSuck: wow. he must be pretty big.

anonymousAOL: you now what i hope Jesus can touch ur heart

FooSuck: that would involve him going through my chest!

FooSuck: jesus wants to stab me?

FooSuck: i hope not

anonymousAOL: honestly how old are you....i am thinking a very samrt 6 year old

FooSuck: 6 year old wouldn't know how to speel "nazareth"

anonymousAOL: that is why i said smart

FooSuck: i have to go... i'm going out back to paint a pentagram into a goat... later! :-)

anonymousAOL: you now what oi g2g

anonymousAOL: who r u?

FooSuck: foo suck

anonymousAOL: real name plz...

anonymousAOL: hello?

FooSuck: foo suck

FooSuck: nee nee

anonymousAOL: ?????????

anonymousAOL: do u noe meeh?

FooSuck: your profile says not to call you nee nee

anonymousAOL: do u noe meeh?

FooSuck: no

FooSuck: and it's "know"

anonymousAOL: what school do u go 2?

FooSuck: the school of hard knocks

FooSuck: in brooklyn

anonymousAOL: ????

anonymousAOL: oh really?

FooSuck: yeah

anonymousAOL: grade plz?

anonymousAOL: and birth name plz...

FooSuck: no

FooSuck: this isn't a health form

anonymousAOL: wut's ur grade????

FooSuck: a

FooSuck: a+, i'd like to think

FooSuck: some would rate me an "f" :-(

anonymousAOL: school grade....

anonymousAOL: hehe

FooSuck: i don't go to school

FooSuck: i am a bum

FooSuck: i'm homeless

anonymousAOL: oh really????

FooSuck: i stole this computer

anonymousAOL: ???????

FooSuck: it works well in the sewer, where i live

anonymousAOL: weird

anonymousAOL: oh really??

anonymousAOL: in da sewer??

anonymousAOL: where do u hook it up?

FooSuck: da sewer in deed

FooSuck: i put the plugs in my ass

FooSuck: after i have fun with that, i plug them into the wall

anonymousAOL: ???????

anonymousAOL: da wall??

FooSuck: da wall!

FooSuck: das boot

anonymousAOL: wut about da outlet and wires?

FooSuck: no need

FooSuck: this computer is powered by my imagination

FooSuck: and a lot of heroin

anonymousAOL: ?????????

anonymousAOL: heroin?

anonymousAOL: ???

anonymousAOL: wut do u mean heroin?

FooSuck: i shoot up

anonymousAOL: u mean do heroin???

anonymousAOL: i dun't think so

anonymousAOL: ?????

FooSuck: i do

FooSuck: it's good for my teeth

anonymousAOL: ??????????

anonymousAOL: oh really?

anonymousAOL: wut about u?

FooSuck: it gives me the shivers

FooSuck: the good kind

anonymousAOL: how old???

anonymousAOL: ???

anonymousAOL: well?

FooSuck: well what?

FooSuck: you want my age?

anonymousAOL: yeah

FooSuck: YOU PERV! =-O

anonymousAOL: wut????

anonymousAOL: i juss wanna noe ur age

anonymousAOL: gosh

FooSuck: perv

FooSuck: i'm 47

anonymousAOL: i would lable u a neutered person

FooSuck: bingo

anonymousAOL: ??????

FooSuck: i am no longer male nor female

anonymousAOL: ??????

FooSuck: you labeled me as being neutered

FooSuck: you are correct

anonymousAOL: weird

anonymousAOL: hello

FooSuck: hello

anonymousAOL: who is this?

FooSuck: you tell me

anonymousAOL: no you tell me

FooSuck: no, you

anonymousAOL: no, you

FooSuck: you first!

anonymousAOL: you first]

FooSuck: :'(

FooSuck: you make me cry

FooSuck: aw.

anonymousAOL: TELL ME WHO YOU ARE

anonymousAOL: fine

anonymousAOL: what school do you go to?

FooSuck: the school of hard knocks

anonymousAOL: serious

FooSuck: seriously

anonymousAOL: riight

FooSuck: right

FooSuck: you are right

anonymousAOL: whats your name

FooSuck: foo suck